Tamil School/College SMS

Frnd 1: Results vandhuruchu da va paarpom….!!!
Frnd 2: Appa kooda nikararu machii…
Ne enakkum paarthutu msg pannu…!!!
onnu pochu na “gud mng to u” nu anupu….!!!
Rendu pochu na “gud mng to U n ur Dad” nu anupu…!!!
Sometimes Later,,,
Frnd 1: “Gud mng to ur Family machi”.

Zoology Sir : Practical-ukkum
Theory-ukkum Yenna Difference…
Student : Sir, Practical naa Naanga
Aruppoam.!
Theory naa Neenga Aruppeenga…
Sir : ….

Teacher padam nadathi kondirukumbothu.. ..
oru paiyan irangi veliyae ponan
appo teacher keatanga. . ‘avan ean veliyilae ponan..?’
Student: avanuku thookathil nadakum vyadi iruku. . .
Teacher ???

Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal perukkinaal enna varum?
Student: Kaal’la ratham varum sir.

Princi: Namma college’la sumara ethana girls iruppanga.
Student: Namma college’la ella girls’um sumara dhan iruppanga.

Teacher: Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.

Student: Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?

American & IND college principals argued dat their studnts r fearless.

American college princi called d studnts 2 jump in sea ful of sharks.

Dey said ok & jumped..

American princi: C d guts..

IND college princy called d studnts & told 2 jump.

They said “Mudiyathu poda!”.

IND princy: C d guts..;-):-D

Elephant and erumbu were classmates.
Elepant was a regular student but erumbu was a absentee.

Why?

Because that was a cut’erumbu!…)
dont cry..

Teacher: How will you find Avagadro’s Number???
Student: Go to
Menu > Contacts > Avagadro
By,
Avagadro kaila award vaanga thudippor sangam.

Teacher: Padithu mudichadarkku apparam enna pannalam endru irukeenga?
Student: Book’kai moodi vaikkalam endru irukkaen.