Tamil School/College SMS
Frnd 1: Results vandhuruchu da va paarpom….!!!
Frnd 2: Appa kooda nikararu machii…
Ne enakkum paarthutu msg pannu…!!!
onnu pochu na “gud mng to u” nu anupu….!!!
Rendu pochu na “gud mng to U n ur Dad” nu anupu…!!!
Sometimes Later,,,
Frnd 1: “Gud mng to ur Family machi”.
Frnd 2: Appa kooda nikararu machii…
Ne enakkum paarthutu msg pannu…!!!
onnu pochu na “gud mng to u” nu anupu….!!!
Rendu pochu na “gud mng to U n ur Dad” nu anupu…!!!
Sometimes Later,,,
Frnd 1: “Gud mng to ur Family machi”.
Zoology Sir : Practical-ukkum
Theory-ukkum Yenna Difference…
Student : Sir, Practical naa Naanga
Aruppoam.!
Theory naa Neenga Aruppeenga…
Sir : ….
Theory-ukkum Yenna Difference…
Student : Sir, Practical naa Naanga
Aruppoam.!
Theory naa Neenga Aruppeenga…
Sir : ….
Teacher padam nadathi kondirukumbothu.. ..
oru paiyan irangi veliyae ponan
appo teacher keatanga. . ‘avan ean veliyilae ponan..?’
Student: avanuku thookathil nadakum vyadi iruku. . .
Teacher ???
oru paiyan irangi veliyae ponan
appo teacher keatanga. . ‘avan ean veliyilae ponan..?’
Student: avanuku thookathil nadakum vyadi iruku. . .
Teacher ???
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Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal perukkinaal enna varum?
Student: Kaal’la ratham varum sir.
Student: Kaal’la ratham varum sir.
Princi: Namma college’la sumara ethana girls iruppanga.
Student: Namma college’la ella girls’um sumara dhan iruppanga.
Student: Namma college’la ella girls’um sumara dhan iruppanga.
Teacher: Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.
Student: Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?
Student: Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?
American & IND college principals argued dat their studnts r fearless.
American college princi called d studnts 2 jump in sea ful of sharks.
Dey said ok & jumped..
American princi: C d guts..
IND college princy called d studnts & told 2 jump.
They said “Mudiyathu poda!”.
IND princy: C d guts..;-):-D
American college princi called d studnts 2 jump in sea ful of sharks.
Dey said ok & jumped..
American princi: C d guts..
IND college princy called d studnts & told 2 jump.
They said “Mudiyathu poda!”.
IND princy: C d guts..;-):-D
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Elephant and erumbu were classmates.
Elepant was a regular student but erumbu was a absentee.
Why?
Because that was a cut’erumbu!…)
dont cry..
Elepant was a regular student but erumbu was a absentee.
Why?
Because that was a cut’erumbu!…)
dont cry..
Teacher: How will you find Avagadro’s Number???
Student: Go to
Menu > Contacts > Avagadro
By,
Avagadro kaila award vaanga thudippor sangam.
Student: Go to
Menu > Contacts > Avagadro
By,
Avagadro kaila award vaanga thudippor sangam.
Teacher: Padithu mudichadarkku apparam enna pannalam endru irukeenga?
Student: Book’kai moodi vaikkalam endru irukkaen.
Student: Book’kai moodi vaikkalam endru irukkaen.
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Vittu Koduppathu
Mattum Natpalla
Exam-roomil
Bittu Koduppadhudhan
Unmaiyana NATPU!!!
Mattum Natpalla
Exam-roomil
Bittu Koduppadhudhan
Unmaiyana NATPU!!!
Teacher: Mudhal masam january!
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
Vittu Koduppadhu
Mattum Natpalla
Exam-roomil
Bittu Koduppadhudhan
Unmaiyana NATPU!!!
Mattum Natpalla
Exam-roomil
Bittu Koduppadhudhan
Unmaiyana NATPU!!!
Tamil sir: Tamil mozhiya vida sirantha mozhi edhu?
Stu 1: Unga ponnu Thenmozhi thaan sir..!
Stu 2: Avan thappa solran unga wife kanimozhi sir…!
Stu 1: Unga ponnu Thenmozhi thaan sir..!
Stu 2: Avan thappa solran unga wife kanimozhi sir…!
In college..,
Boy:i love u
Girl: nan poi idha principal kite
solla poren..
Boy: ayyo loosu principaluku
alredy kalyanam ayidichu
Boy:i love u
Girl: nan poi idha principal kite
solla poren..
Boy: ayyo loosu principaluku
alredy kalyanam ayidichu
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School Boy: Dad, Application form la “MOTHER TONGUE” kekuranga ennanu podurathu..?
Father: “ROMBA NEELAM” nu podu..!!
Father: “ROMBA NEELAM” nu podu..!!
Stu: sir, enna idhu..
Sir: Question paper.
Stu: sir, idhu enna
Sir: Answer paper
Stu: Enna kodumai sir question paperla question irukku
answer paperla answer illa..!
Sir: Question paper.
Stu: sir, idhu enna
Sir: Answer paper
Stu: Enna kodumai sir question paperla question irukku
answer paperla answer illa..!
A Student :
Bike irundha Oatta thoanudhu
T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu
Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu
but Book irundhaa mattum
Yen padikka thona Maattengudhu.?
Bike irundha Oatta thoanudhu
T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu
Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu
but Book irundhaa mattum
Yen padikka thona Maattengudhu.?
Teacher: Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula
yedhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.
Student: Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?
yedhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.
Student: Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?
TAMIL TEACHER – ADITHATHU MANI,
MUDINTHATHU EN PANI
STUDENT- THOLAINTHATHU SANI,
JOLLY THAAN INI.
MUDINTHATHU EN PANI
STUDENT- THOLAINTHATHU SANI,
JOLLY THAAN INI.
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Teacher: Indha period fulla veliya nillu, appa dhaan Arivu varum!
Student: Appo neenga paadam solli kodutha arivu varaadha?
Student: Appo neenga paadam solli kodutha arivu varaadha?
Teacher: Ennapa naan paadam nadathum pothu saami kumbudra..
Student: Enga amma thaan thoongarathuku munnadi
sami kumbida sonnanga athan.!
Student: Enga amma thaan thoongarathuku munnadi
sami kumbida sonnanga athan.!
College Kolaveri:
Hand-la book-, book la question-,eyes full aa tear-..
empty mind-,exam come-,life reverse gear-..study study… hw to study..wre to study nw –
God’m dyin nau,prof is happy how-..
this- song- 4 suit students-, we dont have choice-..
Why dis kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di.
Hand-la book-, book la question-,eyes full aa tear-..
empty mind-,exam come-,life reverse gear-..study study… hw to study..wre to study nw –
God’m dyin nau,prof is happy how-..
this- song- 4 suit students-, we dont have choice-..
Why dis kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di.
LkG boy on phone:
Hello iniku enga payan school ku varamatan
avanuku udambuku mudiala.
TEACHER: nenga yaru pasurathu?
BOY: enga Appa pesuren.
Hello iniku enga payan school ku varamatan
avanuku udambuku mudiala.
TEACHER: nenga yaru pasurathu?
BOY: enga Appa pesuren.
LKG Girl: Dai, Enga Appavuku I.G varaikum theriyum
en kitta vachukatha!
LKG Boy: Enga Appavuku ‘Z’ varaikkum theriyum
nee engitta vaal Aattaatha
Indha period fulla veliya nillu, appa dhaan Arivu varum!
en kitta vachukatha!
LKG Boy: Enga Appavuku ‘Z’ varaikkum theriyum
nee engitta vaal Aattaatha
Indha period fulla veliya nillu, appa dhaan Arivu varum!
University FIRST Vara IDEA!!!
4 Manikku
Yenthirichu
Brush Pannittu
Kuliraa
Irundhalum Kulinga…
5Mani Aydum…
Ammaava Elupinaa
Coffee-yo Tea-yo
Tharuvanga…
6 Manikku Kelambi
6.30-ku
University
Poidunga…
Apparam Enna Neengadhaan
UNIVERSITY FIRST…
4 Manikku
Yenthirichu
Brush Pannittu
Kuliraa
Irundhalum Kulinga…
5Mani Aydum…
Ammaava Elupinaa
Coffee-yo Tea-yo
Tharuvanga…
6 Manikku Kelambi
6.30-ku
University
Poidunga…
Apparam Enna Neengadhaan
UNIVERSITY FIRST…
Professor: Yenda 20 naala collegukku varala?
Student: Enga appa eppavume solluvar
” oru edathukku adikkadi pona mariyathai irukkathu’nu”…..
Student: Enga appa eppavume solluvar
” oru edathukku adikkadi pona mariyathai irukkathu’nu”…..
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Hai teacher,
I’m ——-,
Naan ithu solliye aganoum,
Exam avalo kashtam
Intha ulakathil
Ivalom kashtamaana oru exam pathatheyille..
And I think i am geting “suppli” again!
“Mun dhinam padichene.. Onnume puriyillaye..
Enna thaan pannuveno
Nenjavum punnanathe.
I’m ——-,
Naan ithu solliye aganoum,
Exam avalo kashtam
Intha ulakathil
Ivalom kashtamaana oru exam pathatheyille..
And I think i am geting “suppli” again!
“Mun dhinam padichene.. Onnume puriyillaye..
Enna thaan pannuveno
Nenjavum punnanathe.
College mudiyura varaikkum than irukum
But
arrear enbathu mama ponnu madhiri
nammalaye suthi suthi varum..:)
But
arrear enbathu mama ponnu madhiri
nammalaye suthi suthi varum..:)
LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit
eduthudu poniye ennachu?
Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen.
Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.
eduthudu poniye ennachu?
Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen.
Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.
Rawva kudichavanum…
Ra pagala padichavanum
nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa!
By – EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!
Ra pagala padichavanum
nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa!
By – EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!
Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
Tea Master Tea Poduvaaru…
Parotta Master Parotta Poduvaaru…
Post Master Post Poduvaaru…
Appadinna……..
Head Master Mandaiyava Poduvaru….!!!
Parotta Master Parotta Poduvaaru…
Post Master Post Poduvaaru…
Appadinna……..
Head Master Mandaiyava Poduvaru….!!!
Teacher: Padithu mudichadarkku apparam
enna pannalam endru irukeenga?
Student: Book’kai moodi vaikkalam
endru irukken.
enna pannalam endru irukeenga?
Student: Book’kai moodi vaikkalam
endru irukken.
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School Boy: Dad, Application form la “MOTHER TONGUE”
kekuranga ennanu podurathu..?
Father: “ROMBA NEELAM” nu podu..!!
kekuranga ennanu podurathu..?
Father: “ROMBA NEELAM” nu podu..!!
kg last bench kids!
kid 1:machan naan romba upseta iruken da.
kid 2: yen da?
kid 1:nethu amma kuda toys vange shopping poi irundhen da ,
ange semma figure da 3 vayasu irukum avange amma madial paduthu vaayle virala vachutu
siricha paaru! aiyoaiyo!!
kid 2:aporem ennachu da?
kid1:naanum balloon yellam vechu sema seen potten machi
ava kandukeve ille da..rendu naala naan corn flakes kude saapidele teriuma?
ave en anjala da!
kid2: vidu machi avale thottil ode thookuvom!
kid 1:machan naan romba upseta iruken da.
kid 2: yen da?
kid 1:nethu amma kuda toys vange shopping poi irundhen da ,
ange semma figure da 3 vayasu irukum avange amma madial paduthu vaayle virala vachutu
siricha paaru! aiyoaiyo!!
kid 2:aporem ennachu da?
kid1:naanum balloon yellam vechu sema seen potten machi
ava kandukeve ille da..rendu naala naan corn flakes kude saapidele teriuma?
ave en anjala da!
kid2: vidu machi avale thottil ode thookuvom!
Vittu Koduppadhu
Mattum Natpalla
Exam-mil
Bittu Koduppadhudhan
Unmaiyana NATPU!!!
Mattum Natpalla
Exam-mil
Bittu Koduppadhudhan
Unmaiyana NATPU!!!
Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal perukkinaal enna varum?
Student: Kaal’la ratham varum sir.
Student: Kaal’la ratham varum sir.
Maths Teacher: Aarula Anju pona enna varum ?
LKG stud: Anjuvoda Dead body varum.
Because Anjuvuku swiming theriyadhu……!
By
LKG arrear groups……
LKG stud: Anjuvoda Dead body varum.
Because Anjuvuku swiming theriyadhu……!
By
LKG arrear groups……
Lover kitta love solli reply varalana Kuda thaangi kalam,
but
Exam hall-a kupda kupda frnd thirumbama irukura vali iruke aiyo.
Paya pulla,
Padichirupano!
but
Exam hall-a kupda kupda frnd thirumbama irukura vali iruke aiyo.
Paya pulla,
Padichirupano!
Teacher:
Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula
edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.
Student:
Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?
Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula
edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.
Student:
Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?
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Padichavanuku 1000 kavalai!
endha kelvi varum endru.
but padikadavanuku ore kavalai!
Maapla, inniki enna examda!
endha kelvi varum endru.
but padikadavanuku ore kavalai!
Maapla, inniki enna examda!
B1:macha nethu class’la oru sappa figure enna adichita da.
B2:idhu ponnunga matter! Ne miss’kitta sollu’da
B1:andha sappa figurey ava dhan da.
B2:idhu ponnunga matter! Ne miss’kitta sollu’da
B1:andha sappa figurey ava dhan da.
Teacher: unga payyan ippadi niraya kudikirane,
neenga ketka koodatha?
Father: naan kettathuku ..Intha sarakku unakku othukkathu..
Appadinu sollittan sir…
neenga ketka koodatha?
Father: naan kettathuku ..Intha sarakku unakku othukkathu..
Appadinu sollittan sir…
Teacher: ennada 5 mark vangitu sirikirey,
vekkama illa?
Student: naan onnume ezhuthala athuku poai 5 mark potrikingaley,
ungaluku vekkama illa?
vekkama illa?
Student: naan onnume ezhuthala athuku poai 5 mark potrikingaley,
ungaluku vekkama illa?
Son: Amma, Examla PASS aana Enna Vangi Tharuvinga?
Mom: Pulsar Bike, N96 Mobile
Son: Adhan ma Ungaluku Selavu Vaika kudadhunu FAIL aaiten
sirichikitte irunga..
Mom: Pulsar Bike, N96 Mobile
Son: Adhan ma Ungaluku Selavu Vaika kudadhunu FAIL aaiten
sirichikitte irunga..
Boy: appa schoola oru figure adichutta pa
Appa: miss kitta sollu da
Boy: adichathe miss tham pa
Appa: miss kitta sollu da
Boy: adichathe miss tham pa
Father : innaiku unga school-a ottapanthayam nu sonniye
yenna aachu?
Son: atha yenpa kekara,
Enaku bayanthu yellarum enaku munnadi oditanga…
yenna aachu?
Son: atha yenpa kekara,
Enaku bayanthu yellarum enaku munnadi oditanga…
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Principal: Fail aga porom nu therinjum yenda bit adikiringa?
Students: Pass aga matom nu therinjum yen da exam vekiringa?
Students rocks..!
Students: Pass aga matom nu therinjum yen da exam vekiringa?
Students rocks..!
English Teacher:
“I am walking on the road.
Ithai epdi un friend kitta tamil la solvae?
Student:
“Dai machan sappa figure poguthu da”.
“I am walking on the road.
Ithai epdi un friend kitta tamil la solvae?
Student:
“Dai machan sappa figure poguthu da”.
Nee Evalo Periya Padipalliya Irundhalum
Exam Hall La Poi Padikka Mudiyadhu.
Exam Hall La Poi Padikka Mudiyadhu.
Teacher: How will you find Avagadro’s Number???
Student: Go to
Menu > Contacts > Avagadro
By,
Avagadro kaila award vaanga thudippor sangam.
Student: Go to
Menu > Contacts > Avagadro
By,
Avagadro kaila award vaanga thudippor sangam.
Maths teacher: 18kum 81kum ulla difference enna?
Student: 18na vayasu ponnu.
81na nalla vayasana ponnu.
Student: 18na vayasu ponnu.
81na nalla vayasana ponnu.
In college..,
Boy:i love u
Girl: nan poi idha principal kite solla poren..
Boy: ayyo loosu principaluku
alredy kalyanam ayidichu.
Boy:i love u
Girl: nan poi idha principal kite solla poren..
Boy: ayyo loosu principaluku
alredy kalyanam ayidichu.
TEACHER: Unaku entha animal pidikum..?
Student: poonai pidikkum.
TEACHER: Why?
Student: poonai kurukka vantha en paatti enna school ku anuppa matanga!
Student: poonai pidikkum.
TEACHER: Why?
Student: poonai kurukka vantha en paatti enna school ku anuppa matanga!
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Exam halla paricha elluthikitu irukum pothu”
Machan ennaku yentha answerum theriyela da
naan poren nee yeluthu” apdi endru solluravan friendu”
Machan antha ponnu kilambitta da,
innum ethuku exam yeluthura vaa daa povom”
apdi endru solluravan than bestu friendu!
Machan ennaku yentha answerum theriyela da
naan poren nee yeluthu” apdi endru solluravan friendu”
Machan antha ponnu kilambitta da,
innum ethuku exam yeluthura vaa daa povom”
apdi endru solluravan than bestu friendu!
Rawva kudichavanum…
Ra pagala padichavanum
nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa!
By
EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!
Ra pagala padichavanum
nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa!
By
EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!
Age to Age Exam Feeling :
1-3rd std : “Dhinamum padikiren’da”
3-6th std : ” Konjam kastam’da”
6-10th : “Mukyamana question matum’than Padikiren’da”
10-12th : “Micro zerox eduthukalama machan”
College : Ennada soldra… Innaiku exama…. Sollave illa….
1-3rd std : “Dhinamum padikiren’da”
3-6th std : ” Konjam kastam’da”
6-10th : “Mukyamana question matum’than Padikiren’da”
10-12th : “Micro zerox eduthukalama machan”
College : Ennada soldra… Innaiku exama…. Sollave illa….
Maths Teacher:
Aarula Anju pona enna varum?
LKG stud:
Anjuvoda Dead body varum. Because Anjuvuku swiming theriyadhu..!
By
LKG arrear groups…
Aarula Anju pona enna varum?
LKG stud:
Anjuvoda Dead body varum. Because Anjuvuku swiming theriyadhu..!
By
LKG arrear groups…
HOD: ABCD ethana eluthu?
Stu: 4
HOD:Total
Stu: 5
H: stupid
St: 6
H: what?
St: 7
H: Nonsense
Stu: 8
H:??
Stu: pesu de mapla ippa pesu..
Stu: 4
HOD:Total
Stu: 5
H: stupid
St: 6
H: what?
St: 7
H: Nonsense
Stu: 8
H:??
Stu: pesu de mapla ippa pesu..
Principal:
Girls kooda 1 murai pesina 10 Rs fine,
2avathu murai pesina, 50 Rs fine.
Student:
Sir ithuku
RATE CUTTER poda mudiyathaa..??
Princi:…..??
Girls kooda 1 murai pesina 10 Rs fine,
2avathu murai pesina, 50 Rs fine.
Student:
Sir ithuku
RATE CUTTER poda mudiyathaa..??
Princi:…..??
1 day Lord decided 2 visit earth..
He saw a man crying.
Lord ask, “y r u crying, my son?”
he said that he was blind.
Lord touched him and he could see . .
God saw another man crying and asked, “y r u crying, my son?”
he said, “Lord, I am an engineering student!”
Lord sat down and cried with him…!
Paavam avaruke namma kastam theriyuthu..
He saw a man crying.
Lord ask, “y r u crying, my son?”
he said that he was blind.
Lord touched him and he could see . .
God saw another man crying and asked, “y r u crying, my son?”
he said, “Lord, I am an engineering student!”
Lord sat down and cried with him…!
Paavam avaruke namma kastam theriyuthu..
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In exam hall, boy asked girl,
‘Tell me d starting of Dis answer. I’ll den manage on my own’.
After long hesitation silently she said,
‘THE’.
Boy: Ellam en neram de.
‘Tell me d starting of Dis answer. I’ll den manage on my own’.
After long hesitation silently she said,
‘THE’.
Boy: Ellam en neram de.
Teacher: Thiruvalluvar 1330 Kurallaiyum 133 ‘Adhikarama” Yezhudthi Irukkar…
Student: Yean Sir, Oru Kuralai Kooda Avar ‘Anbaa” Yezhudhalaiyaa…
Student: Yean Sir, Oru Kuralai Kooda Avar ‘Anbaa” Yezhudhalaiyaa…
Stu 1: enda unnai peincipal thittinar
stu 2: Principal avaroda naya kaanavillai nu paperla add kodukka sonnar.
Naan ‘principal naya’ kanumnu add koduthutten.
stu 2: Principal avaroda naya kaanavillai nu paperla add kodukka sonnar.
Naan ‘principal naya’ kanumnu add koduthutten.
Pricipal: Eanda late?
Student: Bike puncture/repair sir,
Principal: Busla varrathu thane?
Student: Bus vaanga kaasu illa sir…
Student: Bike puncture/repair sir,
Principal: Busla varrathu thane?
Student: Bus vaanga kaasu illa sir…
Professor: Ulagam oru nadaga madai
athil namellam nadikargal.
Student: sie enakku yaara jodiya poduveega sir….
athil namellam nadikargal.
Student: sie enakku yaara jodiya poduveega sir….
Zoology Sir : Practical-ukkum Theory-ukkum Yenna Difference…
Student : Sir, Practical naa Naanga Aruppoam.!
Theory naa Neenga Aruppeenga…
Sir : …. ….
Student : Sir, Practical naa Naanga Aruppoam.!
Theory naa Neenga Aruppeenga…
Sir : …. ….
Tchr:unga paiyan futurela periya militari mana varuvan
fatr: yen..
Tchr:unga paiyan ellathulayum borderla than pass pandran.
fatr: yen..
Tchr:unga paiyan ellathulayum borderla than pass pandran.
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L.K.G. STUDENT RHYME:
Jony jony s papa sight adikalam va papa
sappa figure no papa
sumarana figure ok pa
ok na super figure kedacha ha! ha! ha!
Jony jony s papa sight adikalam va papa
sappa figure no papa
sumarana figure ok pa
ok na super figure kedacha ha! ha! ha!
Coffela sugar illaina kudika mudiyathu
collegela figure illaina padikka mudiyathu..
collegela figure illaina padikka mudiyathu..
Prof: Padikura pasanga oru naalaiku 7 manineram thoongina podhum..!
Stu: Adhu eppadi sir mudiyum..! college-e 5 hours dhaane nadakkudhu..
Stu: Adhu eppadi sir mudiyum..! college-e 5 hours dhaane nadakkudhu..
Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
Teacher Vs. Student
Teacher: Love letterkum leave letterkum enna difference?
Student: Leave lettera Ungakkitta kudukkanum.
Love lettera Unga Paiyan kitta kudukkanum Sir.
Teacher: Love letterkum leave letterkum enna difference?
Student: Leave lettera Ungakkitta kudukkanum.
Love lettera Unga Paiyan kitta kudukkanum Sir.
Parents: Enna teacher, en ponnu glamoura varalainu thittiningalaamey?
Teacher: Naasama pochu…! naan grammar varalainu sonnen…
Teacher: Naasama pochu…! naan grammar varalainu sonnen…
A College boy’s leave letter :-
Respected H O D sir,
As i m suffering from loveyopathy , i am unable to correct any figure , so kindly requesting you to arrange a good homely girl in our college for me.
Neenga Enaku mama mathiri.
thanking u.
Yours Lovingly,
Unga mapla.
Respected H O D sir,
As i m suffering from loveyopathy , i am unable to correct any figure , so kindly requesting you to arrange a good homely girl in our college for me.
Neenga Enaku mama mathiri.
thanking u.
Yours Lovingly,
Unga mapla.
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Teacher: Enma Sumathi, School-ukku Varumbodhu Ippadiya Thalaiya virichu pottutu Varradhu???
Sumathi: Neenga thane teacher, Neathikku Pooraa Pinniduven Pinniduvennu Sollikittu Iundheenga.
Sumathi: Neenga thane teacher, Neathikku Pooraa Pinniduven Pinniduvennu Sollikittu Iundheenga.
Collage yenbathu Karppanai
Class room yenbathu Vethanai
Subject yenbathu Sothanai
Semester yenbathu Rothanai
Athil
Pass avathu than Sathanai..
Class room yenbathu Vethanai
Subject yenbathu Sothanai
Semester yenbathu Rothanai
Athil
Pass avathu than Sathanai..
LKG Boy 1: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?
Boy 2: Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen.
Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.
Boy 2: Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen.
Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.
3:30 Manikku Yendhirichu
Brush Pannittu Kulliraa
Irundhaalum Kullinga.
4:30 Mani Aayidum
Ammaavai Yezhupinaa
Coffee-yo Tea-yo
Tharuvaanga
5 Manikku Kellambi
5:30- Ku University
Poidunga!
Neengadhaan University FIRST!!!
OK, Naalaikku State`la
First Varadhu Eppadinu Paarppoam!!!
Brush Pannittu Kulliraa
Irundhaalum Kullinga.
4:30 Mani Aayidum
Ammaavai Yezhupinaa
Coffee-yo Tea-yo
Tharuvaanga
5 Manikku Kellambi
5:30- Ku University
Poidunga!
Neengadhaan University FIRST!!!
OK, Naalaikku State`la
First Varadhu Eppadinu Paarppoam!!!
Arugil Irundhum Peasa Mudiyavillai. .
Urimai Irundhum Ketkka Mudiyavillai. .
Yenna Kodumai Idhu.? . .
Oru Maannavan – . Exam Hall’il Irundhu.
Urimai Irundhum Ketkka Mudiyavillai. .
Yenna Kodumai Idhu.? . .
Oru Maannavan – . Exam Hall’il Irundhu.
Teacher: Un padippu mela yaruku akkarai jasthi?
Boy: Bus Conductor than!
Teacher: Eppadi?
Boy: Avarthan daily nee PAASA, nee PAASA-nu kekkuraar..
Boy: Bus Conductor than!
Teacher: Eppadi?
Boy: Avarthan daily nee PAASA, nee PAASA-nu kekkuraar..
Teacher: Nee Periyavanaagi Yenna Panna Pora?
Boy: Kalyanam…
Teacher: Adhu Illa Nee Yennavaaga Virumbura?
Boy: Husband…
Teacher: No I Mean Unakku Vaazhkkaiyil
Yenna Kidaikkanum’nu Yedhir Pakkura?
Boy: Wife…
Teacher: Oh No Unga Parents’ku Yenna Panna Pora?
Boy: Marumagal Theduven…
Teacher: Stupid, Unga Appa Unkitta Yenna Yedhir Paarkkiraar?
Boy: Pera Kuzhandhai…
Teacher: Aiyyo Kadavulley!! Dai, Un Vazhkkai Latchiyam Yenna?
Boy: NAAM IRUVAR !!! NAMAKKU IRUVAR!!!
Boy: Kalyanam…
Teacher: Adhu Illa Nee Yennavaaga Virumbura?
Boy: Husband…
Teacher: No I Mean Unakku Vaazhkkaiyil
Yenna Kidaikkanum’nu Yedhir Pakkura?
Boy: Wife…
Teacher: Oh No Unga Parents’ku Yenna Panna Pora?
Boy: Marumagal Theduven…
Teacher: Stupid, Unga Appa Unkitta Yenna Yedhir Paarkkiraar?
Boy: Pera Kuzhandhai…
Teacher: Aiyyo Kadavulley!! Dai, Un Vazhkkai Latchiyam Yenna?
Boy: NAAM IRUVAR !!! NAMAKKU IRUVAR!!!
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7 reasons for arrears:
1.class room vasthu sari illai
2.pen sariya eluthala
3.staff alaga illa
4.exam’ku varum pothu cat kuruka pochu
5.ellama out of portions
6.staff portions complete pannala
7.staffuk’ku olunga teach panna theriyela
padikala nu mattum solla mattom
Studnts Rock..
1.class room vasthu sari illai
2.pen sariya eluthala
3.staff alaga illa
4.exam’ku varum pothu cat kuruka pochu
5.ellama out of portions
6.staff portions complete pannala
7.staffuk’ku olunga teach panna theriyela
padikala nu mattum solla mattom
Studnts Rock..
Man: intha college nalla colleg’a?
Watch Man: enna ippadi kettutinga?
ithu super college,
naan kooda ingathan engineering
padichen udane vela kidachiduchi.
Man:!!
Watch Man: enna ippadi kettutinga?
ithu super college,
naan kooda ingathan engineering
padichen udane vela kidachiduchi.
Man:!!
Amaidhiyaana exam hall
aapu adikkum Question paper
Asaravaikum fan katril
asanthu thoongum naam
cha..enna oru vazhai..!
aapu adikkum Question paper
Asaravaikum fan katril
asanthu thoongum naam
cha..enna oru vazhai..!
Sir: Intha period full’a veliya nillu appathan arivu varum
Boy: Sir appo neenga padam solli kodutha arivu varatha?
Boy: Sir appo neenga padam solli kodutha arivu varatha?
Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru vishayatthai matravargaluku puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan oru muttal…
Student : Puriyala sir..!
Student : Puriyala sir..!
Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal perukkinaal enna varum?
Student: Kaal’la ratham varum sir.
Student: Kaal’la ratham varum sir.
Teacher : Muthal masam january!
Rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
Rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
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Rawva kudichavanum…
Ra pagala padichavanum
nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa!
By – EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!
Ra pagala padichavanum
nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa!
By – EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!
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“Life is a question,
nobody can answer it”.
“Death is an answer,
nobody can question it”
Naduvula evanda
exam vachu question ku
answer kekuradhu..
“Life is a question,
nobody can answer it”.
“Death is an answer,
nobody can question it”
Naduvula evanda
exam vachu question ku
answer kekuradhu..
Question paper pathu
Nama alutha athu avamanam
Namma answer paper pathu,
oru professor alutha
athu sarithiram.
Nama ellam sarithiram padaipavargal..
Nama alutha athu avamanam
Namma answer paper pathu,
oru professor alutha
athu sarithiram.
Nama ellam sarithiram padaipavargal..
Principal:Girls kooda
oru thadava pesina 10 Rs fine
rendavathu thadavey pesina 50 Rs fine.,
Last bench student: Sir ithukku
Rate cutter poda mudiyatha…
oru thadava pesina 10 Rs fine
rendavathu thadavey pesina 50 Rs fine.,
Last bench student: Sir ithukku
Rate cutter poda mudiyatha…
Leave letter to HOD.
From
Naan than,
Un dept than,
Un college than,
Un city than.
To
Unaku than,
Intha dept than,
Intha college than,
Intha city than,
Respected Sir,
Enna panna mudiyumo paniko, naan iniku varamaaten.
Thank you.
Yours sincerely,
Naan than.
From
Naan than,
Un dept than,
Un college than,
Un city than.
To
Unaku than,
Intha dept than,
Intha college than,
Intha city than,
Respected Sir,
Enna panna mudiyumo paniko, naan iniku varamaaten.
Thank you.
Yours sincerely,
Naan than.