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Staff1: Office’la Mobile’la Silentlathan use pannanumnu Manager sollittaar.
Staff2: Yen???
Staff1: Mathavanga thookkathai kedukka koodatham Athan!!!
Parthiban: Vazhai Pazham evlo?
Vadivalu: Onnu 1 Roopa
Parthiban: 60 Paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 Paisaku tholthan varum.
Parthiban: Appadinna Intha 40 Paisa thola vachukittu Pazhatha Mattum kodu
Vadivalu: Vandhttanya Vandhttan!!!
Kadhal Enbathu Bank Locker Mathriii,
Naamai lifea eppathavathu vachurukulam
eppa vendalum eduthu kolalam.

Kalyanam enbathu kovil undiyal maathri,
thirimbii kidakaiva kidaikaathu!
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Parthiban: Naan solara thannila neechal adipiya?
Vadivelu: Naan evlo periya neechal veeran theriuma??
Parthiben: Intha tumler thannila neechal adi pakkalam
Vadivelu: Ennaathuu!!???
Vadivel: Intha Oorla Saappadu Enga Vikkum?
Parthipan: Intha Oorla mattum illa,
Entha Oorla saapittalum,

Thondaila than “VIKKUM”.
A man is having Rs.200 but he gave 100 Rs each for 4 beggars

Intha kanakku sariya thappa?


Thappilla…, it is correct.


Eppadi?



Because,

4 peruku nallathu panna ethuvume thappilla..
Senthil:
Annae, ATM machine’la visiting card’da potta
ennoda PANAM varuma ‘nae?
Gounds:
Indha maari kelvi’ya innoru murai kaetta,
unnoda PONAM dhan varum.
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Friend 1: cigarette pudicha cancer varum

Friend 2: Illaye,nan pudikkum bothu Pogai than vandhuthu
Frnd 1: Results vandhuruchu da va paarpom….!!!
Frnd 2: Appa kooda nikararu machii…
Ne enakkum paarthutu msg pannu…!!!
onnu pochu na “gud mng to u” nu anupu….!!!
Rendu pochu na “gud mng to U n ur Dad” nu anupu…!!!
Sometimes Later,,,
Frnd 1: “Gud mng to ur Family machi”.
Conductor: Nee eppavum padiyile
nikiriye ne enna watch mana..
BOY: ne eppavum sillarai kekuraiye
ne enna pichaikarana..
Zoology Sir : Practical-ukkum
Theory-ukkum Yenna Difference…
Student : Sir, Practical naa Naanga
Aruppoam.!
Theory naa Neenga Aruppeenga…
Sir : ….
Man1: Naan dhinamum 4lu maniku elam elunduduvan
Man2: Apadiya
Man1: Aaama aduku meala thoongina yeanga lab supervisor naai madiri kathuvaru
Naina: Amma adichadarkku yaenda ippadi aluvara?
Son: Unnai maadiri ennala vali thanga mudiyadhu naina.
En lover romba kanjam di.
Edha vachhu sollura di?
Beach’la poi sundal saapida’laamna,
kovilukku poi saapidalamm endru solluraaru.
Son: Appa, ungala vida amma periyavangala?
Father: illa, aen?
Son: Neenga than sonneenga periyavangala ethirthu pesa koodadu endru.
Adha vachu than solluren.
En payyan seidha velai naala ennala veliya thalaiya kaata mudiyala!
Appadi enna pannaan?
En “WIG”gai kuppaiyila thooki pottuttan.
Teacher padam nadathi kondirukumbothu.. ..
oru paiyan irangi veliyae ponan
appo teacher keatanga. . ‘avan ean veliyilae ponan..?’
Student: avanuku thookathil nadakum vyadi iruku. . .
Teacher ???
Stunt Master’rai kalyanam pannathu thappa poyidhuchu.

Women2: Yen?

Women1: Veetukku varum bodhu kannadi jannalai yellam odhaichi’kittu varaaru!
Orutharukku Bank-la irunthu notice vanthuchu…
“Sir, Ungaloda credit card thriuttu poi irukku…
aanal, neenga innum oru report kooda kudukkalayea yen sir???”
Atharkku antha Person-oda reply…
“Athu thiruttu ponathu romba sandhosamdhanga….
Yen-na andha thirudan ennoda wife-i vida limit-ta dhan
Selavu panran…”
Manidhanin
KANNEER-ukku

Karanam…
Kadhalum,
Natpum,
Mattumalla..

Vengaayamum-than
Wife: Velai Seiyumbodhu Iduppa Killaadeenga’nu Yeththana Dhadava Soluradhu?

Velaikkaari: Nalla Sollungamma.! Naanum solli solli Aluththu Poyitten!!.
Princi: Namma college’la sumara ethana girls iruppanga.
Student: Namma college’la ella girls’um sumara dhan iruppanga.
Teacher: Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.

Student: Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?
One day a man bought a “kaadhal” film vcd and kept in the fridge;
you know why?
Because he wanted to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film.
Two foxes went to the jungle in different directions.
Eppadi kandupudippenga?
‘Bi-Nari’ search..
Oru car’a rendu per sernthu thallinanga, aana car nagarave illa yen?

Munnadi oruthar, pinnadi oruthar thallinanga. athan.
Kathal kalyanam sari, adhukkaga ippadiya pannuradhu?
Yen, enna pannanga?
Kalyanatha selavillama beach’la nadathi,
saapaatirukku badhilaga sundal koduthu anuppi vachutanga.
Wife: Yenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.
Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.
Teacher: Padithu mudichadarkku apparam enna pannalam endru irukeenga?
Student: Book’kai moodi vaikkalam endru irukkaen.
Oru Ponna

Thala Guninji

Nadaka

Vaiknumna,

Ponna

Peathavanga

Yenna

Seiyanum?



Avanga Ponnu

Kaila Oru Cellum

Athula Free Msg

Card Pota

Pothum….!
Teacher: Mudhal masam january!


rendavathu masam Febuary!


Pathavathu masam enna?



Student: Delivary teacher.
Akka frienda akkaava ninaikkalam,


thangachi frienda thangachiyaa ninaikalam


but…


Pondatti frienda pondattiya ninaika mudiyuma?
Tamil sir: Tamil mozhiya vida sirantha mozhi edhu?



Stu 1: Unga ponnu Thenmozhi thaan sir..!



Stu 2: Avan thappa solran unga wife kanimozhi sir…!
Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga.

Oruthan peru nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu.

Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga.

Sirichikite solunga..?
Yennadhaan kannagiya oorellaam pathininu sonnaalum,

kannagi photova download pannum podhu,

system sollura message,

ONE ITEM DOWNLOADING!

Adhaan ulagam.
Oru Ponna

Thala Guninji

Nadaka

Vaiknumna,

Ponna

Pethavanga

Yenna

Seiyanum?



Avanga Ponnu

Kaila Oru Cellum

Athula Free Msg

Card Pota

Pothum….!
Whats diffrerence bw

Wats diff between first ni8 & last ni8?

poo mela ne viluntha athu 1st ni8.

Un mela poo viluntha athu last ni8…
Konjam Methuva Nada.!




Weightaana Porula Thookatha.!




Sariya Nerathuku Saappidu!




Udamba Paarthuko!




Yaenna idhu




10(OCTOBER) – aavadhu Maasam.!

Kamala oru cup coffee

Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…!?

Wife : Yennaadhu.?!

Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!

Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!
Father : Rank card engeda?

Son : Inthangappa..

Father : idiot u failed in 5 subject?! Inimel ennai appanu kuppidathey..

Son : ok da maapla sceana podamaa signa podu

Hus : naan sethutta yenna pannuva?
Wif : unga koodave naanum sethuduven
Hus : josiysakkaran appavey sonnan sethalum saniyan unna vidathunnu..

Man 1: Ethuku sir padichukittu irukura paiyana pottu ippadi adikiringa?
Man.2:  Summa irunga sir,examuku kooda pogama padichukitu irukan sir..
Busla Pona… Kasa Save Panalam…
Autola Pona.. Neratha Save Panalam…
Aana Ponnu Pinadi Pona…
Thaadi Kooda Save Pana Mudiyathu.
Yennadi un kanavar un nightiye mattikittu thuni thuvaikkiraru?

Doorathilirundhu paarvankalukku yenna madhiri theriyumam athan.
AEROPLANE: Hai friend eppadi nee mattum…
ennai vida ivvalavu fasta pora!
ROCKET: Poda goiayala… unakkum pinnala
nerupu vacha theriyum…?

Yenda naai padam varanjittu vaay mattum varayama vacchu irukka?

Yenna athu vaayillaa praani sir…

Mandhiri: manna! porukku thayaraga solli
pakkathu naatu arasan SMS anupiyullan.

Pulikesi: ‘SMS sending failed’ yendru thirupi anupividu.
Income tax officer: Unga officela yaar, yaar lanjam vaanguranga ?

Staff: Sonna yevlo tharuveenga ?
Sirpi Kalla Uliyaala Adicha That Is “Kalai”

But…

Namma Sirpiya Uliyaala Adicha That Is “Kolai”
Indha ulagathulayae adhigama DEGREE vaanginadhu yaarunu theriyumaa?

Vera yaaru..Namma SURIYAN thaan..

Nethu mattum 103 degree..
Stu: sir, enna idhu..

Sir: Question paper.

Stu: sir, idhu enna

Sir: Answer paper

Stu: Enna kodumai sir question paperla question irukku
answer paperla answer illa..!
Boy: Ungappa kitta nethu dairiyama poi naan unga ponna
LOVE panrennu sollitten.
Girl: enna romba kovapattara?
Boy: Illa, enna romba paridabama paatharu..
Bus Poita Bus Stand Angaye Than Irukum

Aana Cycle Poita Cycle Stand Koodave Pogum..
Kuraikkira Naai Kadikkaadhu.!
Yean Theriyumaa.?

romba yosikkaadhe

Rendu velaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiya mudiyaadhilla athaan.
Airtel Mobile Vachiirundalum…
Aircel Mobile Vachiirundalum…
Thumumbodhu Hutch Nu Than Satham Varum
Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?

Wife : Yennaadhu.?!

Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!

Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!
Boy:nenga romba alaga irukinga

Girl:thanks

Boy:unga thangachi ungala vida super

Girl: poda naaye

Boy: athu unga rendu pera vida supero super!!
Wats diff between first ni8 & last ni8?

poo mela ne viluntha athu 1st ni8.

Un mela poo viluntha athu last ni8…
Teacher: Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula
yedhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.

Student: Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?
TAMIL TEACHER – ADITHATHU MANI,
MUDINTHATHU EN PANI

STUDENT- THOLAINTHATHU SANI,
JOLLY THAAN INI.
Boy: Penne en idhayathukul Vaa
Girl : Serupa kezhatava.
Boy: loosu, loosu, yen idhayam enna kovila ? appadiye vaa.!
Pogumpothe
Rasitthu vittu
Po..!

Thirumbi
vanthaal
irukkaathu..!

“ROAD Oram
FIGURE”
Indha Ulagathula
Irukura
Ella pasangalum
Naasama
Poradhuku Karanam..

Nanban sonna Oru vaarthai.

“Machan Ava Unna Thaan da Paakura.!
Husband: “Yethuku kuppai thotiyai kondu vanthu yenaku minnadi vaikira?”

Wife: “Manasula irukurathai yellam kotta porannu sonnengale…”
Teacher: Indha period fulla veliya nillu, appa dhaan Arivu varum!

Student: Appo neenga paadam solli kodutha arivu varaadha?
Teacher: Ennapa naan paadam nadathum pothu saami kumbudra..

Student: Enga amma thaan thoongarathuku munnadi
sami kumbida sonnanga athan.!
Teacher: Oru kozhi kootu kulla 5 kozhi muttai yum
1 vaathu muttai yum irukku,
idhula irundhu enna theriyathu ?

Student: kozhiyoda nadathai sari illanu theriyuthu..!
Whisky-kkum Poison-kkum enna difference ?

Whisky kudicha 4 perukku munnadi namma aaduvom.

Poison kudicha namakku munnadi 4 per aaduvaanga.
College Kolaveri:
Hand-la book-, book la question-,eyes full aa tear-..
empty mind-,exam come-,life reverse gear-..study study… hw to study..wre to study nw –
God’m dyin nau,prof is happy how-..
this- song- 4 suit students-, we dont have choice-..
Why dis kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di.
LkG boy on phone:

Hello iniku enga payan school ku varamatan
avanuku udambuku mudiala.

TEACHER: nenga yaru pasurathu?

BOY: enga Appa pesuren.
Un Vaalkai Irutaaga Irunthal
Kadavulidam Prarthanai Sei.

Apdium Irutaa Irunthal,
Chance’e illa.

Current Bill’a kattidhan Aganum!
Wife: Raathri mobile charge podathinga,
Battery blast aagidum

Hus: Enakku theriyum,
athukku thaan battery’a eduthuttu charge poduren..
Man1: Enga veetuku paambu vandhiduchu.
Apram paampatiya kooptu adichom.

Man2: Ada paavingala, paambu vandhaduku
paambatiya yenda adichinga.
Father: Magale, Munnadi lam nee appa nu koopiduva?
Ippo lam en DADDY nu koopidura?

Daughter: Appadi koopitta Lipstick kalainjidum daddy..
Sar: Excuesme, vaigai exp poiducha?
T.T.E:; No. Sar: Pandian?
T.T.E: No. Sar::Nellai?
T.T.E: No, sir..Neeng yenga poganum?
Sar:: “Intha Thandavalatha thaandi poganum………
Man1: Yennappa idly chillunu irukku?

Man2: Boardla yenna pottu irukku..

Man1: Ariya Bhawan

Man2: Appurum enna suudava erukkum! koyyla
Professor: Yenda 20 naala collegukku varala?

Student: Enga appa eppavume solluvar
” oru edathukku adikkadi pona mariyathai irukkathu’nu”…..
Walk in ur own way,
Love in ur own way,
Think in ur own way,
Talk in ur own way,
Help in ur own way,
Then u will hear
“tharadhula yar pechayum kekkathu”
WIFE:ennanga enakku en thankachiya parkkanum pola irukku
ava kudava irukanum pola iruku

HUSBAND:nan ninaichen. nee sollitta..
Man1: anna software na enna?
hardware na enna?

Man2: ade bluetooth mandaiya
sediya pudunguna software
maratha pudunguna hardware …
Girl: En birthday kku enan tharuveenga?

Boy: Yenna venum?

Girl: oru ring kodunga pothum.

Boy: Land line la iruntha or mobile la iruntha?
Patient: Doctor…. Valikkama Oosi Podunga…

Doctor: Nursai Oosi Poda Sollungannu Sollama Solreenga…
Appadithane?
Patient: Dr, Enaku Bus’la’ Utkaandha Udane
Thookam Varudhu

Dr: Nalladhu Thaane

Patient: Puriyaama Pesadhinga Dr. Naan Thaan
Bus Driver.
Tamil naatla current kuda eppa cut pannuvanganu
pasangaluku correct’a theriyum.

But

Intha ponunga eppa love’a
cut panuvanganu solave mudiyathu.
Girl: Enakku vera payanoda marriage fix ayyudichu.

Boy: Enakku Theriyum

Girl: Eppadi?

Boy: Kalaila kudukudupukaran
“nalla kaalam porakuthunu” sonnan.
Hai teacher,
I’m ——-,
Naan ithu solliye aganoum,
Exam avalo kashtam
Intha ulakathil
Ivalom kashtamaana oru exam pathatheyille..
And I think i am geting “suppli” again!
“Mun dhinam padichene.. Onnume puriyillaye..
Enna thaan pannuveno
Nenjavum punnanathe.
Enna mssg anupurathe illa?

Time ilaya?

Msg offer ilaya?

Interest ilaya?

Balance ilaya?

Illana Intha singathuku message anuppa bayama?
‘KADHAL’
Oru Vithyasamana Kaadu,
Angu MattumThan
Pullimangal Singangalai Sirai Vaikum!
BY,
Thapiya Singangalil Oru “Singa kutty”..
Dr Monitor MBBS,
ulcer Specialist.

Dr.Wills
Lungs Specialist.

Dr.Manikchand
Mouth Cancer Specialist.

Dr.Beer
Thoppai Specialist…
January 14’kum Februavary 14’kum yenna vidyasam?

Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha adhu Jan-14

Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha, adhu Feb-14
Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum
enna difference??

naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage…
10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..
College mudiyura varaikkum than irukum

But

arrear enbathu mama ponnu madhiri

nammalaye suthi suthi varum..:)
Doctor: neenga innum 2 hrs’la sethuduveenga,
kadaisiya yaraiyavadu pakka virumbireengala?

Patient: vera oru nalla doctor’ai paakanum plz help.
Man1: Navy selection’ku vandhu irukiyae,
unakku swimming theriyuma?

Man2: Appo airforce selecton’kku pona,
parakka theriyanuma?
Man: Doctor. Neengathaan yennoda
manaivi’ya kaapathanum.

Dr: Ok. Kattina pudavayoda vara sollunga…
Man1: Enga oorula ungala pathi elarum oru madhiri pesuranga…

Man2: Ama naaye unga oru periya Geneva.
Ulaga samadhanam pesura edam.
Poda poochi aricha kanna.
Interviewer : ungaluku pudicha oor yethu.. ?

Man: SWITZERLAND

Interviewer : ok.. Spelling sollunga pakalam..

Man: aiyayo.. Apdina GOA..
Intha ullagathil pala idhayam thudithalum,
Unnakkaga mattumey thudikum orey idhayam…
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Mundam Adhu
Un idhayam matum thaan…
Sachin century Adicha.
“Stadum Full”.

Rajini padam Nadicha.
“Theatre Full”

Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
“INBOX FULL”
Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri.

Friend 2: “yeppadi?”

Friend 1: “Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?”