Tamil Teasing SMS

Brush Pannatha Pallum…
SMS Anupadha Cellum… Nalla irunthadha
Sarithrame illa!… Sari! Sms thaan anupala…
Pallaavathu vilakkunga..

Naan – Neruppu Nee – Paruppu
Naan – Aagayam Nee – Vengayam
Naan – Irumbu Nee- Thurumbu
Tension aagadha.
Neeyum forward pannikko

Gowndamani: Naan unkita ennada vaangittu vara sonnen?
Senthil: tube light vaangittu vara soneenga
Goundamani: ethana?
Senthil: rendu
Goundamani: onnu inga irruku, innonu enga da?
Senthil: innonu thaanne sms padikuthu….

Nee msg Pannaama irukkum Podhu Unnai Kollanum Pola irukku,

Aana,

‘Forest IPC312 Rule’ padi KORANGA Konnaa 2 arusham JAIL,
Adhan Yosikiren 🙂

Figure illana college waste sugar illanna coffe waste.
Love illanna life waste.
Moon illana sky waste.
Chellam Nee illana ….
Zoo waste!….

Meaning of SMS:
S-Singam Anuppi
M-Monkey Padikira
S-Small File
Enna Paakkura?
Yaarukavadhu Forward Panni Neeyum Singam’a Maaridu!

Use this to “kalaichify” your friends:
Theriyum illa Theriyadhu mattum badhil sollunga;
Neenga oru MENTAL enbadhu unga nanbargalukku theriyuma?

What is the difference between dubukku and dubakkoor.
Dubukku will read this msg,
Dubakoor will delete this msg.
Aeh aithalakka aithalakka!
Ippo yenna pannuva?!
Ippo ena pannuva?!

Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga. Oruthan peru

nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu.

Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga.

Sirichikite solunga..?

Theriyatha kaatrum..
puriyatha kavithayum..
Sollatha kaadhalum..
kalaiyatha kanavum..
kulikatha neeum…
Endrume azhagu thaan..

Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga.

Oruthan peru nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu.

Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga.

Sirichikite solunga..?

Aasai & perasai: small difference

nee alagaa irukanumnu nenacha adhu aasai

but,

surya pola alagaa irukunumnu nenacha adhu perasai..

Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It’s your message, after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum…!

Kappalukku Kalangarai Vilakku..,
Kalyaanathuku Kuthu Villaku..,
Karthigaiku Agal Vilakku..,
Chellam…!
Aanaa Nee Dhinamum Palla Vilakku..,
Ha Ha Ha……

Yellow colour’a white colour’a matha mudiyuma?

Mudiyum!

Neenga manasu vecha kandipa mudiyum

Puriyalaya

“palla vilakkunga”ayyo ayyo :-

”Jothika” konjam Gundu…
“Poovu”la irukum vandu…
“Nallavanga” Seiyrathu Thondu…
Neeyo “Mara Mandu” … Aanalum…
Neethan En “Uyir” friendu.!

“SMS” anuppuravan “KADAVUL”,
“CALL” pannaravan “MANUSAN”.
Na ‘kadavulunu’ proof pannittan,
yenga neenga atleast ‘manishanu’ proof pannunga pakalam!

Brush Pannatha Pallum…
SMS Anupadha Cellum…
Nalla irundhadha Sarithramae illa!…
Sari! Sms thaan anupala…
Pallaavathu vilakkunga..

Theriyatha kaatrum..
puriyatha kavithayum..
Sollatha kaadhalum..
kalaiyatha kanavum..
kulikatha neeum…
Endrume azhagu thaan..

Enakku oru help panraya ?

Morning phone panni helloooo nu mattum sollu PLZ..
Yennaa daily morning NARI OOLAI ITTA
romba nallatham..ok va..

Udambai nalla parthuko
Velai velaikku saapidu..
Sariya thoongu nee romba varusam vaazhanum.
Nethu BBC la sonnanga
GORILLA yellam alinchittu varuthaam..

Un kanngal oru thinngalun
kaadhu oru sevvaiun
kannam oru budhanun
mooku oru vyalanun
udhadu oru velli
mothathil nee oru SANI.

GIRL1: Endi unna 8 per sernthu Rep pannirukkanga

nee yean police la sollala?

Girl2- athula orutthan sonnaan

Etthanai per rep panninaalum

unna naan kalyanam pannikkirenu sollitandi…

GIRL.1: YARUDI ATHU?

GIRLI.2: ippa SMS PADICHUTTU IRUKKAARE

ANDHA MAMA  THANDI…

Ellarum unnai

vittu vilagum pothum

Ellorum unnai

verukkum pothum

nee purinthukol

“Kulikkanum”
“Kulikkanum”
“Kulikkanum”
Endru. Ok va………….

Mazhayil Nanaya unaku Aaasai thaan,
Irundhum naan kudai Pidipen.
yen endraal?

Un Thalayil ulla kaliman karayamal irukka.

Ungakitta yenakku romba pidichadhu

1. Anbu
2. Speech
3. Sirippu
4. Nadai
5. Udai
6. Style
7. Azhagu
8. Hair
9. Personality
10. Kanngall

Idhu Yelaathaiyum vida Ivvallavu Poi solliyum,
Padichikkittu Sirippeengalle Oru Sirppu ada ada
adhu yenakku romba romba pidikkum.

Kulikkum pothu gavanikka

vendiya 5 mukkiya

vishayangal

1)

2)

3)

4)

5)

sorry athu kulikiravangaluku matumdhaan.
not for u.

Unmaikkum Comedykkum
Konjam than Vithiyasam

Neenga Romba
Azhaga irukeenga

Idha Naan Sonna
COMEDY.

Idhaye Neenga Sonna UNMAI.
Ha ha ha

Naan onnu solluven yelundhiruchu oda kudathu

Sollattuma.

Perumal koila Sundal tharangalam.
Eai odathenga.,
nillunga..
nillunga..

Kurumpu illana ilamai illa

Health illana joly illa

Music illana song illa..

kaatru illana uyir illa

Nee illana chellam

DISCOVERY channelae illai !!

Tamilnatlaye miga periya library edhunu theriyuma?
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Therinja mattum poi padikava poringa?
ponga poi velaya paarunga !!

The words which never complete without “u” D_b_kk_ Baekk_

Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_?

HahaHaha

Intha ullagathil pala idhayam thudithalum,
Unnakkaga mattumey thudikum orey idhayam…
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Mundam Adhu
Un idhayam matum thaan…

Hi I have changed my number. Note down my new number

and my new number is …

’100’…..

Dairiyam irundha ippa missed call kudu paarppom.

>—-> >—->
Po ambu po enaku message pannadhavanga brain la poi kuthu.

<—< <—-<
yen thirumbi vanthuta?
Sorry boss avangakitta brain illa!!

Order

Order

Order

Innum

Enaku sMs Anupathadal,

EPK0 333 SmS Sattappadi ungal Dappa cellai
Sopu dappavaga use panna
Utharavidugiren!

“SMS” anuppuravan “KADAVUL”,

“CALL” pannaravan “MANUSAN”.

Na ‘kadavulunu’ proof pannittan,

enga neenga atleast ‘manishanu’ proof pannunga pakalam!

Brush Pannatha Pallum…

SMS Anupadha Cellum…

Nalla irundhadha Sarithramae illa!…

Sari! Sms thaan anupala…

Pallaavathu vilakkunga..

Yarukkum msg anuppama,

OC la varra msg’a mattum

padichu Sirichittu irukkavanga kitta,

orae oru kelvi,

“Idhellam Oru Polappa.?”

oo0 0oo
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This is My Foot Print..

Daily Kaalaila

Thottu kumbidu

Nalla Budhthi varum

2day is international handsum boys and beautiful girls day,

so send this msg to some1 who looks smart and cute.

pls dont send back to me.

i hve already received

10,868,520,000,000,000,000,000,000 msg pa and i m still receiving.

alaga poranthalae ipdithan..

i think this is the 1st SMS for u..

Ayya,

amma…

saami….

yethavathu figure number irundha kodunga,

magarasanna iruppinga ………

love panni 4 maasam aachu saami……..

palaya figura irunthalum paravalla,

dubakura irunthalum ok.

married , unmarried

yetho sumara illanalum

yetho supera irundha sari!

Ippadi nee polambina madhiri night kannavu kanden..

unga cellula enna problem,

unga numbaruku try pannina,

“welcome to mental hospital ”

“loosu is busy’nu ”

solluthu………????

Girl Monkey: Amma enaku eppa Kalyanam panni vaipinga?

Mom Monkey: Silent’a iru… Mapila msg padichitu irukar…

avar siricha kalyanathuku samadham’nu artham..

Andha pakkam Jesus
aadu meikrar.

Indha pakkam Kannan
maadu meikrar.

Aana nee enna meikiranu theriala..
Oru SMS kooda anuppa mata?

Unga kitta pidichathey inda 5 than

1-smile
2-nalla type
3-kolantha manasu
4-beauty
5-ithellam poi innu therinjum nampura nalla manasu..

Nee,

Nilavai parthal kadavulin alagu puriyum…

Suriyanai Parthal kadavulin Sakthi puriyum…

Nee kannadiyai paarthal kadavulin Thappu puriyum.

1 like illai.

1 comment illai..

1 Sms kooda illai..

enaku Romba Bayama iruku

Ninga thirumbavum maadu meika Poitingalonu?

Please maada katti pottudu oru sms aavathu pannunga.

Roja theruvil irunthalum
thottiyil irunthalum roja
roja than..!

Athu pola nee
central jaila irundalum
“MENTAL” hospitala irundalum
ne en friend friend than.

Neenga oru

“PANNI KUTTI”

Hey wait

P-panbanavar

A-anbanavar

N-nallavar

N-natpanavar

I-inimaiyanavar

ayyo,ayyo PANNI KUTTIkku siripa paru…!

Ungalukku oru Test.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y

Idhula onnu mattum missing. Kandupideenga paarpom.
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ABCD la eppadi onnu irukkum?

Endha school’la padicheenga?

Vimaanathkku ‘MEENAMPAKKAM’Kappalukku ‘PATINAPAKKAM’

Rainukku ‘NUNKAMPAKKAM’

Yenakku ‘KODAMPAKKAM’

Unakku ‘ KEELPAKKAM’

I AM CM

U R PM

IAM LOCAL

U R ISD

IAM PITHALA DOLLAR

U R US DOLLER

IAM ARYIA BHAVAN

U R SARAVANA BHAVAN

I AM 0% LOOSE

U R100% LOOSE!!!

kovama?

pesamatiya?

sms kooda anupa maatiya?

naan theirayama thana un

“Vaala” mithichen..

adhuku poi marathu mela yeari ukandhukita???

B.E Padi- Engineera Pova,

M.B.B.S Padi-Doctora Pova,

B.L padi- Vakkilaa Pova,

B.Ed Padi-Teachera Pova.

Ippadi Vettiya SMS Padicha veena than pova.

Unnai

Paarka

Thudikum

Kangaluku

Eppadi

Solven

Nee

Vasikkum

“ZOO” indru Leave yendru?

Manasu sariuyillenu doctor kitta ponen,

Test panittu oru loosuku sms annupu sariyagidumnu sonnar.

Neeye sollu da enakku unna vitta yara therium?..

Sorry 2 disturb u,

Matter is urgent..

Ravanan has again kidnapped Sita..

So, Lord Rama need 1000 monkeys urgently..

SMS padicha udane kilambavum..

Nee Nilavai parthal kadavulin alagu puriyum…

Suriyanai Parthal kadavulin Sakthi puriyum…

Nee kannadiyai paarthal kadavulin Thappu puriyum.

Yesterday night i had a dream.

I was walking with your daddy.

He asked me, Who is ur best friend?

I told your name.

He smiled and said..

“Nee ellam enga urupada pora”

kovama?

pesamatiya?

sms kooda anupa maatiya?

naan theirayama thana un ‘Vaala’ mithichen..

adhuku poi marathu mela yeri ukandhukita???

Dog likes BONE.

Elephant likes BANANA.

Ant likes Sugar.

Cow likes Grass.

And monkey likes what…?

Solluppa unaku enna pidikum……

Figure illanna college waste

sugar illanna coffe waste.

Love illanna life waste.

Moon illana sky waste.

Chellam Nee illana ….Zoo waste!….

Nee Sirikkum Ovvoru
Vinaadiyum Unnai Vittu
Un Maranam Vilagi
Selgiradhu.
Aanaal, Mattravargallukku
Maranam Nerungugiradhu.
So Nallaa Brush
Pannittu Siringa………!!!!!!!

1 phone illa
1 msg illa
1 mised call illa
apdi  nan
ena solliten?
“inaiku oru nal mattum”
kulinu sonnathu
thappa…?

Ok, inimey solla maaten….!

:-*:-)  Good  morning:-):-*

‘PHILIPS’ Company’la Palaya Tube Light kudutha,
pudhu Tube light Tharangalaam…?

Naan Mudiyadhunnu Solliten…!

Yeanna?

Enakku Nee thaan Mukkiyam…!

Kannum Kannum nokia.

Japan capital tokia.

un mobile enna ootaiya..

sms anupa matiya..

idha padikara ne monkeya-a illa donkey-a..

Just Jokia..

The words which never complete without “u”

D_b_kk_ Bekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_?

HahaHaha

There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.

so kaliman demand aiducham.

so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.

6 birds sitting in a tree..
A man ready 2 shoot
5 birds fly away.
But 1 bird was sitting.
why?
Koluppu… unna maari..

Muruganukku’ Mottai podu,
‘Perumaluku’ Namam Podu,
‘Jesus’ku siluvai podu.
My chellam,
Ne daily ‘jatti podu,
Marakkama ‘thovachi podu’

Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It’s your message , after i read it i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu,
na yen saganum”…!

Neruppin Maru Peyar THEE
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Azhagin Maru Peyar NEE
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Sirippa paaru.!.

Naallaikki Vera Joke Solrean.

Ok vaa.!

Peyee,
Pisasu,
Bootham,
Kutti Saathan,
Mohini,
Ratha Kaateri,

Aavi,
Kolliva Pisasu,

Ithellam Duppu ..
Nee thaan Toppu.!

Sorry 2 disturb u,
Matter is urgent..
Ravanan has again kidnapped Sita..
So, Lord Rama need 1000 monkeys urgently..
SMS padicha udane kilambavum..

Yellorum unnaivittu vilagum pothum
Yellorum unnai verukum pothum
Kandippa nee ondrai purinchikkanum
“Kulikkanum”
“Kulikkanum”
“Kulikkanum”

Ayya,
amma…
saami…
yethavathu figure number iruntha kodunga,
magarasanna iruppinga…
love panni 4 maasam aachu saami…
palaya figura irunthaalum paravalla,
dubakura irunthaalum ok.
married, unmarried
yetho sumara illanaalum
yetho supera irunda sari!
Ippadi nee polambina madiri night kannavu kanden..

Oru phone kooda pannala
Oru SMS kooda anuppala
Oru email kooda varala
Enakka ennavo bayama irukku,
Nee thirippiyum
maadu meikka poittiyaa’nnu!!!

Unnai Paarkka
Thudikkum Kangalukku
Eppadi Solvaen
Nee Vasikkum
“ZOO” Indru Leave Endru?

Figure illanna college waste
sugar illanna coffee waste.
Love illanna life waste.
Moon illana sky waste.
Chellam nee illana..
Zoo waste!..

Mother: Yenda ippadi neelama mudi valakkura?
Son: ANNIYAN style.
Mother: Yenda meesai’yai eduthutha?
Son: GHAJINI style.
Mother: Yenda 5 naal kulikkala?
Son: Ithu SMS padikkiravar style.