Funny Thathuvam

Bar’la ukkanthu feeling panninavanum
Bike’la ukkanthu wheeling panninavanum
ratham karkai’ma ponnatheii ILLAI!

Ennathan oru ponnu photo`la thevathai mathiri irundhaalum,
aval negativla bootham mathiri than iruppa.

“NATPU” Enbathu “KANNADI” Pola
Udainthaal Serkka Mudiyathu!
Serthaalum Paarkka Mudiyathu!

Oru kallu melai kannadi pattalum
oru kannadi melai kallu pattalum
damage kannadiku thaan

athai mathri,

Oru ponnai nee love panninalum
antha ponnu unnai love panninalum
damage unnaku thaan!

Kovil maniyai namma adichcha saththam varum…
Aana kovil mani nammala adichcha raththam thaan varum.

LUNCH BAG-la LUNCH kondu poga mudiyum…
Aana, SCHOOL BAG-la SCHOOL-a kondu pogamudiyuma?

Nee evalavu vegama nadanthaalum
Oru kaal munnadi pona oru kaal pinnadithaan pogum!!

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam….
Ana…
Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?!
Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

Airtel Mobile Vachiirundalum…
Aircel Mobile Vachiirundalum…
Thumumbodhu Hutch Nu Than Satham Varum

Yennadhaan kannagiya oorellaam pathininu sonnaalum,

kannagi photova download pannum podhu,

system sollura message,

ONE ITEM DOWNLOADING!

Two Wheeler Thought

‘Hero honda’la hero pogalam
But
‘Yamaha’la yaman poga mudiyuma?

Indraiya Thathuvam :

“Aattu cala soup vaikalam,

Koli cala soup vaikalam,

But

Missed cala soup vaika mudiuma.? “

Ticket Vangitu Ulla Poradu Cinema Theatre,
Ulle Poitu Ticket Vanguradu Operation Theatre…

Kaakka Ennadhaan Karuppa Irundhaalum
Adhu Podara Muttai Vellai!

Muttai Ennadhaan Vellaiya Irundhaalum
Adhukulla Irukka Kaakka Karuppudhaan!

Kasu Irundha Call Taxi!!!

Kasu Illaina Kall Than Taxi!!!

Enna than ladies padipil 1sta irunthalum
avanga use pandra Pen
“Hero Pen than” Heroin Pen illai”

Rawva kudichavanum…

Ra pagala padichavanum

nalla irundhadha

sarithirame illa!

By – EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!

Milk packetla milk irukkum

Water packetla water irukkum

oil packetla oil irukkum

But shirt packetla SHIRT irukkumaa ?

Call evalavu vegama odinalum,

prize kaikuthan kodupangal !!!

Train evalavu speeda poonalum,

kadasi petti kadasiya than varum !

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam.

Aana

adhala LOCAL call,
STD call,
ISD call,
even MISSED call kooda
panna mudiyathu!

Seruppu illama naama nadakkalam

anaa

Naaam illama seruppu nadakka mudiyathu!!

Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum,

avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa mudiyum..

Innaikku vaikkura meenu,
naalaikku karuvaadu aagum.

Aaana innaikku vaikkira meen kulambu,
naalaikku karuvaattu kulambu aaguma?

7 Paramparaikku utkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum…

fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum…

Ennathan Boomi Suriyanai……

Suthi Suthi Vanthalum…

Boomiku Suriyan PICK UP Agadhu…

Yennathan Ahimsavathiya Irundhalum

Chappathiya Suttu Than Sappida Mudiyum..

Yellarum purinchu kollungo.!!

Indaiku seththaal naalaiku Paal

Ithuku naduvula nammaku yethukuu AAAAL!!!

Nee Evalo Periya Padipalliya Irundhalum

Exam Hall La Poi Padikka Mudiyadhu.

Cell moolama sms anuppalaam

Aana

sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu!!

Nee evalavu vegama nadanthaalum

Oru kaal munnadi pona

Oru kaal pinnadithaan pogum!!

Ennadhan unga thalai suththinalum,

unga mudhugai neengale parkka mudiyadhu!

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum…

Anaa…

Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu…..

(Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

Thathuvam solli romba naal achulla
adhan ippo sollalamunu…

Ennathan Namakku Rendu(2) kadhu irundhalum

Onnunu(1) Sonna Onnunu(1)dhan Ketkum…

Eppudi…

Adikkathinga Friends…

Ennadhan unga phone’la sms, mms, camera yellam irundhalum,

SMS’sa forward dhan panna mudiyum,

Rewind yellam panna mudiyadhu!

Make up podatha figurum,

Panchar podatha tayarum

Rotla ponatha saritharame illa…

Enna thaan nee kaiyaala samachaalum…

Vaayala thaan saapda mudiyum…

Paambu Ethanai Thadavai Padam Eduthalum

Athaala Oru Thadavai Kooda Theatre-La Release Panna Mudiyathu…

Paaku Marathula Paaku Irukum,

Theaku Marathula Thaeku Irukum,

Aana

Pana Marathula Panam Irukaadhu..!

Kanna Bus Stop La Bus Than Vanthu Nikum

Aana

Full Stop La Full Vanthu Nikuma…

Enna Than Naai Nandri Ullatha Than Irunthalum

Athala Thank You Solla Mudiyathu!!!!!!!!

Idhuthan Valkai…

Nee Enna Than Veerana Irundhalum,

Kulir Adicha Thirumba Adikka Mudiyathu..

Key Boardla Key Irrukkum

Anna

Mother Boardla Mother Irrukkuma….

Mechanical Engineer Mechanic Aagalam

Aana

Software Engineer Software Aaga Mudiyadhu..

Ennadhan aeroplane mela parandhaalum

Petrol poda keelathaan varanum…

Tea cupla tea irukum.

Appa world cupla world irukkuma??

Yennathan Ahimsavathiya Irundhalum

Chappathiya Suttu Than Sappida Mudiyum..

School Testla Bit adikalam…

College Testla Bit adikalam …

Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?

Love panravanga mugam prakasama irukkum

but love pannathavanga valkhaiye prakasama irukkum…

Lunch box la lunch irunda atha paarkalam

but

match box la match parka mudiyuma.

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam….

Aana…

Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma?

Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum…

Aana…

Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu!

(Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

Thel kottina valikkum…

Paambu kottina valikkum…

Mudi kottina valikkuma?

7 Parmparaiku ukanthu sapida paisa irunthlum…

Fast food kadaile ninukitu dhan saapidanum!

Cream Biscuitla Cream Irukkum

Anna

Naai Biscuitla Naai Irukathu.

Engineering Collegela padichu
Engineer aagalaam,

Presidency collegela padichu
president aaga mudiyumaa !

Nee yenathan periya dance mastera irunthalum,

Un savuku unnale adda mudiyathu

Train yevalavu speeda poonalum,

Kadaci petti kadaciyatha varum

Kaal yevalavu vegama odinalum,

Prize kaikuthan kodupangal

Post master post poduvaru,

head master mandaiya’va poduvaru.

Life la onnume illa na bore addikum..

Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum..

Innaikku vaikkura meenu,
naalaikku karuvaadu aagum.
Aaana innaikku vaikkira meen kulambu,
naalaikku karuvaattu kulambu aaguma?

Heartbeat Egurum..
Vaarthai Ellam Kularum..
Kadhal Vantha Nee Patientu
Kalyanamthanda Athukku Treatmentu!

Vaazhkai oru credit card,
Adhil Kadhal oru visiting card,
Manaivi oru visa card,
But Natpu oru Life Time Card.
Adha paadhugaappa vachu iru.

Mannai Paarthu Kondu Nadakkum
Pengalai Vida,

Ennai Parthu Kondu Nadakum
Pengal than Athigam.
Ippadikku
– MOBILE.

Kathalikum Pengalum
Cigarettum Ondruthan!
Irandume
Uthattodu
Uravadi vittu
“Idhayathai”
Punnakki Vidum.

So ‘Dont Smoke’ And ‘Dont Love’..

“Enna than ungaluku
Naan palaya Message anuppinalum,
Unga mobile
New Message Received nu than sollum”

Y Blood,
Same Blood..:

Kaathal enbathu cycle payanam maathiri..
Kalyanam enbathu kappal payanam maathiri..

cycle la poga pidikkalanna irangi nadanthu poyidalam

kappal pidikkalanna ?