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Teasing SMS

Happy Wedding Day to u.

Enna lukku?

Msg eppadi vena anuppuven,
padichittu frwrd pannunga. Illa delete pannunga. ok?
‘Happy new year 3001’
The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass & flowers 2.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn’t it rain on you?
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born smart & handsome,
but what the hell happend to you?
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So, sweet ur smile.

so,sweet ur style.

so sweet ur voice.

u c how sweetly i lie.
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – its really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ….
Im playing cards and weve misplaced the JOKER.
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo …
one was caught watching tv …
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message
Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!
m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn’t fit u…
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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting.

The lion has come,
the tiger has come,
the elephant has come,
the monkey has come..
But The meeting hasn’t started.
Guess why ?

Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
Please select one of the following days:

Saturday

Sunday

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday.

And kindly take a bath at least on that one day

because I can’t tolerate bad smell.
Think different do different…

Make different…

Achieve different…

Spead different…

Then only you can go to Metal Hospital…..