Funny Status

A collection of Funny Status for WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter and any other Social Networking sites.

I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
I’m not failed, Because my success is lost!
I love my job only when I am on Holiday.
I am Cool but Summer Days make me hot.
At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
Eat – Sleep – Regret – Repeat.
I will kill you with my awesomeness.
I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
All the Rules are made.. to be break.
Brain is Work More.. When You can use..
High Power Come, with High voltage Current!
I’m cool but global warming made me very hot.
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity..
If you can’t convince her then confuse her.
Save Water, Drink Wine!
Marriage is the cause of divorce!
Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.
Always respects your self!
There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.
People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
You don’t have to like me… I am not a facebook status.
One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
Alcohol will give different, type of power!
My style is unique don’t copy it!
I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them…
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?
Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.
People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…
I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse.
No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.
Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.
Brain is Intelligent! Why not have Everyone…
3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!
Scratch here ###::::## to reveal this status…
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
God is really creative, i mean just look at me…