WhatsApp Status

Best collection of whatsapp status for life, friendship, love, funny, sad, motivational, and more. This quotes will help to express your thoughts and you can easily share with the world.

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
All the Rules are made.. to be break.
Brain is Work More.. When You can use..
High Power Come, with High voltage Current!
I’m cool but global warming made me very hot.
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity..
If you can’t convince her then confuse her.
Save Water, Drink Wine!
Marriage is the cause of divorce!
Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.
Always respects your self!
There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.
People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
You don’t have to like me… I am not a facebook status.
One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
Alcohol will give different, type of power!
My style is unique don’t copy it!
I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them…
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?
Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.
People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…
I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse.
No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.
Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.
Brain is Intelligent! Why not have Everyone…
3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!
Scratch here ###::::## to reveal this status…
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
God is really creative, i mean just look at me…
Nobody makes you angry, you decide to use anger as a response.
Anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
Anger is short lived madness.
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
When you stopped believing in me, I did too.
An angry man opens his mouth and shuts his mind.
Anger is never without a reason, But seldom with a good one.
Anger doesn’t solve anything, it builds nothing, but it can destroy everything.
Where there is anger, there is always pain underneath.
If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
Getting angry is actually punishing yourself with mistake of others.
Anger is one letter short of danger, Greatest remedy for anger is delay.
Anger is fear in disguise!
The one that angers you, controls you. Don’t give anyone that power!! especially the one who does it intentionally.
Don’t try to please other people if in the end, you know it won’t work.
No matter how long you know someone, they eventually show their true colors.
There is no excuse for cheating in a relationship.
Never forget what someone says to you when they are angry, because that’s when the truth comes out.
Forget what hurt you, but never what it taught you!
Sadness is the result of unhappy thought.
For every Minute you are angry you loose sixty seconds of happiness.
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the anther person to die.
Anger is a temporary madness.
Some things can never be forgotten and nor forgiven.
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
What goes around comes around. That’s what people say. So all the pain you caused me will come back to you someday.
I would not have to manage my anger if people would manage their stupidity.
More expectations break relations.
If you want to hear the whole truth about yourself, then make your neighbor angry.
Silence is the best way to react with angry man.
Beware, I am not in my greatest mood today.
Trust, it takes years to build and seconds to break.
Be not wrathful that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.
Actions speak louder than words, your words don’t mean anything to me when your actions are telling me different.
I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears.
I’m going to come back as a bird in my next life. There are just some people who I feel deserve a little of their own medicine.
Never make yourself feel like nothing to make someone else feel like everything.
Do not teach your children never to be angry, teach them how to be angry.
Two things a man should never be angry at ‘What he can help and what he cannot help’.
Meaningful silence is better than meaningless words.
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
People always miss you more when they find out how much happier you are without them.
It Is Clear That Yu Have Lost Your,Importance From Their Life.
Everything is getting expensive except some people, they are getting cheaper.
When we don’t know who to hate, we hate ourselves.
People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.
I don’t regret my past. I just regret the time I have wasted with the wrong people.
Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them!
Don’t disturb me plz, I am disturbed enough already.
Always remember pain makes people change, So don’t hurt them when u don’t want them to change.
A moment of anger can destroy a lifetime of work, where as a moment of love can break barriers that took a lifetime to build.
Just because I’m being quiet, that doesn’t mean I’m mad. Sometimes I’m just not in the mood to talk.
When yo are angry, your text speed increases by a ridiculous amount!
People say everything happens for a reason. So when i punch you in the face, remember i have a reason.
What goes around comes around, that’s what people say. So all the pain you caused me will come back to you someday.
It’s not my fault that I fell for u, u tripped me!
Don’t get mad, smile & creep them out instead.
Life is simple, people are complicated.
Getting furious is actually punishing yourself with the mistakes of others.
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
Go ahead, judge me. Just remember to be perfect for the rest of your life!
It takes a lot of energy to get angry. I don’t care to use my energy that way.
Anger is just one letter short of DANGER.
By God, there’s a lot to make you angry.
No matter how angry or upset I may be… my child’s smile always makes it a better day…