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Funny Retirement Wishes

Now you have to work on never-ending job & it’s called doing nothing. Congratulations on your retirement.
Retirement is just a nice way for your company to say that you are getting too old to work. Congratulations for stepping into this league, old timer.
All these years you argued with your colleagues, juniors, managers and your boss at work. After retirement, you will argue with your grand-kids, children and wife at home. Life remains the same.
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I know a lazy guy like you deserves an early retirement! Congrats on your well-deserved leisure.
I’m jealous that every day of the week will be the weekend for you. Have a good life ahead!
What a life you will come – Weekend for the weekend, You retire, Be forever young!
Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. – Gene Perret
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The funny thing about retirement is that it makes you realize the importance of medical insurance.
Every day of your retired life will feel like a happy Friday night. But it’s useless because being old will make you feel dull like Monday morning all the time. Happy retirement.
Retirement: World’s longest coffee break. – Unknown
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What do you call a person who is happy on Monday? Retired.
Congratulations for your retirement. Now you will be forced to work on a never-ending project that will take up all your time and it’s called – Doing Nothing.
The concept of freedom is never truly realized until one settles into retirement mode. – A. Major
I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension! – Author Unknown
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. – Author Unknown